HARRY POTTER, HPVN VÀ HARMONY

Romione: Hey
Harmony: Hi!
Romione: Can I talk to you?
Harmony: Uhm, I guess so, why?
Romione: I just want to ask, why do you still want Harry and Hermione together? I mean seriously, didn't you read the books?
Harmony: What? Of course I read the-
Romione: It's a little insulting to JK Rowling don't you think? You should respect what the author wrote. Besides, there's nothing going on between Harry and Hermione. You're delusional.
Harmony: Alright, that does it. First, I have every right to ship HHr and no, I don't think it's disrespectful to JK Rowling because she did say it could have gone that way.
Romione: That doesn't change the fact that Ron and Hermione ended up together. It could have, but it didn't. Accept it and move on.
Harmony: No, I'll never move on, you know why? because we truly believe that Harry and Hermione were perfect for each other.
Romione: Are you kidding me? They're boring! Where's the passion? Every relationship needs that.
Harmony: If you call bickering, insulting, and fighting, passion then fine, but let me ask you this, how many times has Ron made Hermione cry since book 1?
Romione: That doesn't have anything to do with this, besides, it just shows that Hermione really loves Ron so that's why she cries over him.
Harmony: Well then how does Ron show his love for Hermione? By making her cry?
Romione: So what! He changed in the en-
Harmony: And how many times did Harry make Hermione cry?
Romione: .....
Harmony: There we go. Now you said Harmony was boring because they had no 'passion' or 'angst'. Harry has a lot of issues. Voldemort's also always after them. Isn't that angst enough?
Romione: Ron and Hermione just fight because they challenge each other.
Harmony: Right. Calling each other names ang bringing down each other's self-esteem is challenging each other.
Romione: Harry and Hermione will never work out because they're like brother and sister. It's disgusting.
Harmony: Like Ron and Hermione are any better? To be quite honest I think Ron and Hermione are more brother and sister than Harry and Hermione because of their arguments.
Romione: JK Rowling hinted a lot that Ron and Hermione were going to end up together in the books. Are you blind?
Harmony: No. I read the books, and she said read between the lines if so, then Harry and Hermione would have ended up together.
Romione: Harry never even liked Hermione. The book was in his point of view and he never said anything about liking her.
Harmony: Now how did Ron and Hermione's relationship develop? After Viktor took Hermione to the Yule Ball right? After Ron realized that she was, in fact, a girl. Even then, he was still too proud to show his appreciation of Hermione. From day one, Harry had no trouble with praising Hermione or complimenting her. While Ron continued to bring her down, Harry was there to lift her spirits up.
Romione: Oh yeah? Well Ron had always defended Hermione. Remember that time Malfoy called her a mudblood?
Harmony: Yes, that was admirable of him, but to me it seemed like it was an older brother protecting his younger sister. Harry also defended Hermione a lot. To Cho, to Slughorn, he even said she was the best in their year. If they were really like brother and sister, why did Viktor ever think that there was something going on between them? Why did Rita Skeeter make that article? Why did Cho get angry that Harry chose Hermione over her? Why did Ron get jealous of them and the horcrux took the form of Harry and Hermione kissing?
Romione: They still ended up together. Read the books!
Harmony: Let me ask you this. In your honest opinion, If Hermione were to choose, who would she rather stay with? Harry or Ron?
Romione: Ron of course!
Harmony: Really? Is that why Hermione chose to stay with Harry when they were looking for Horcruxes?
Romione: I-..well of course, because Harry needed to-
Harmony: Face it. Hermione would always put Harry before anyone, and Harry would do the same for her.
Romione: That's just because Hermione was being a good friend! Did they get married in the end? NO!
Harmony: Harry and Hermione's relationship is still the most beautiful relationship in the book, romantic or not. The way JK Rowling wrote their relationship is just so strong and even Ron would never get in the way of their friendship. Now if you like your ship so much, tell me what's so great about it.
Romione: Fine! I'll start with how they're exact opposites. Opposites attract you know. Ron is also the perfect guy for Hermione because he makes her laugh and Hermione pushes him to be better. Besides, if Harry got Hermione, then who would end up with Ron? Will he be a loser in everything?
Harmony: What?! That's your reason? You just want Hermione for Ron so that he'll have someone?!
Romione: I didn't say that!
Harmony: You just did! Anyway, since you're done with that brilliant reasoning of yours, I'll start with mine. Harry and Hermione are perfect for each other because one has something the other needs. Harry has the confidence Hermione needs and Harry needs someone who's loyal to him and always had faith in him. When Harry feels down, Hermione continues to push herself into the barrier that Harry always hides himself in and she never gave up on him. Now try to re-read the entire series without thinking that Ron and Hermione ended up together. You will see that their relationship just gets stronger. Can Ron and Hermione argue without hurting each other's feelings? In Order of the Phoenix even when Harry was screaming at Hermione, Hermione never lost patience with him and Harry realized soon enough that Hermione was only trying to help and thanked her. In that same book, Hermione followed Harry blindly into the department of Mysteries even when she knew it was a trap just to ease his mind. Also, like JK Rowling said, Harry and Hermione shared moments that Ron would never be able to participate in.
Romione: I-...OH WHATEVER THEY'RE STILL CANON SO SHUT UP!
Harmony: Why do I even bother?
H/G: Hi guys! What are you talking about?
Harmony: AHHH!! GET HER AWAY!!!